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Going through my phone…

and I just realized something.

I know some bad chicks man.

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dekutrickortree:

bruh
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When I was in high school, I spent every waking moment in Photoshop creating websites and collages for my favorite show, The X-Files (don’t laugh!). Thankfully, all of the time I spent paid off and now I’m able to use my Photoshop skills on a daily basis doing a job I love. Photoshop’s been a big part of my past, and now, it will always be a part of my future. Thanks, Adobe ;-)Hope everyone enjoys the Photoshop Toolbar Tattoo =D
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There’s a different group to get pissed off at you in this country for everything your not supposed to say. Can’t say Nigger, Boogie, Jig, Jigaboo, Skinhead, Moolimoolinyon, Schvatzit, Junglebunny. Greaser, Greaseball, Dago, Guinea, Wop, Ginzo, Kike, Zebe, Heed, Yid, Mocky, Himie, Mick, Donkey, Turkey, Limey, Frog. Zip, Zipperhead, Squarehead, Kraut, Hiney, Jerry, Hun, Slope, Slopehead, Chink, Gook. There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those words in and of themselves. They’re only words. It’s the context that counts. It’s the user. It’s the intention behind the words that makes them good or bad. The words are completely neutral. The words are innocent. I get tired of people talking about bad words and bad language. Bullshit! It’s the context that makes them good or bad. The context. That makes them good or bad. For instance, you take the word “Nigger.” There is absolutely nothing wrong with the word “Nigger” in and of itself. It’s the racist asshole who’s using it that you ought to be concerned about. We don’t mind when Richard Pryer or Eddie Murphy say it. Why? Because we know they’re not racist. They’re Niggers! Context. Context. We don’t mind their context because we know they’re black. Hey, I know I’m whitey, the blue-eyed devil, paddy-o, fay gray boy, honkey, mother-fucker myself. Don’t bother my ass. They’re only words. You can’t be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it’s an unpleasant truth, like the fact that there’s a bigot and a racist in every living room on every street corner in this country.

— George Carlin
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fuckyeah1990s:

i used  the phrase “cool beans” a lot in the 90s… 

I used “da bomb” heavy in the 90s…

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kingjaffejoffer:

Disadvantages of being the only male child. 

“Come over here to my house and help me carry this freezer up the steps”

And by “help me” they really mean. “You carry this 200lb freezer up the steps while I watch hoodrat TV shows on VH1”

Preach

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10knotes:

captainmjolnir
I’m packing my bags
((GUYS IT’S TUMBLR ISLAND. IT ALREADY EXISTS.))
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queensizequeen:

SOME ONE PLZ TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM!!!

Saving silverman?

Its from Sarah Silverman Project 1X01
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Felines are always looking like their up to something to me…
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I’ve had high nights like this
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